The Nebraska government authorities suspected a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent out to investigate.

Agent: Tell me about your employees and how much you pay them.

Farmer: Well, there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there’s the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

Agent: That’s the guy I want to talk to! The mentally challenged one!

Farmer: You are talking to him.